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mspbandj:

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

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wiselwisel:

Haciendo el monguer con estatuas.

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miusart:

Commission for the lovely liddie0 :)

It’s Fili and Kili from her fanfic Opposites Attract, a lovely modern!AU you MUST read yes or yes if you haven’t yet. You’ll die from cuteness and feels. Must. read.

It was so fun to do this commish! Thank you so much darling for it ^^ I hope you enjoy it :D

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ceallaig1:

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

Every time this comes around there are new things added to it!

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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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cerviceps:

I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter

here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.

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inja-y-ddraig:

hattedhedgehog:

In which Dís is fed up with idiots and fighting and decides to do something about it, saving the day with her awesomeness and now everyone can go home.

headcanon accepted

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Simba’s new favourite spot. #simba #cat #stripes #kitty #orange #armchair

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we-wasnt-tolkien-to-you:

If Fili is ignored, dismissed or barley shown in bofa i will never forgive…. and never forget

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patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

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